Senior year of high school, our graduating class performed West Side Story but I don’t think our performances had this much modern flare.

Anyone that spent their formative years in the 80s will greatly appreciate this video.

This new trailers is for the book release of Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters on Sept 15, 2009. This is the second book release of Jane Austin redone. The first was Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

This is just….nerdy, geeky, and fantastic all rolled into one.

I caught this as the closing credits for an episode of The Simpsons last night.

The people who make these literal videos are very talented. Most that I have seen really work well. This is one of my favorites.

They sit in your stomach like rocks.

As sexist as this video is, it is still pretty damn funny.

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According to the official website:

1. Instead of you, say thou. Instead of y’all, say thee.
2. Rhymed couplets are all the rage.
3. Men are Sirrah, ladies are Mistress, and your friends are all called Cousin.
4. Instead of cursing, try calling your tormenters jackanapes or canker-blossoms or poisonous bunch-back’d toads.
5. Don’t waste time saying “it,” just use the letter “t” (’tis, t’will, I’ll do’t).
6. Verse for lovers, prose for ruffians, songs for clowns.
7. When in doubt, add the letters “eth” to the end of verbs (he runneth, he trippeth, he falleth).
8. To add weight to your opinions, try starting them with methinks, mayhaps, in sooth or wherefore.
9. When wooing ladies: try comparing her to a summer’s day. If that fails, say “Get thee to a nunnery!”
10. When wooing lads: try dressing up like a man. If that fails, throw him in the Tower, banish his friends and claim the throne.

So get thou thy practiceth.

Here is something you don’t see every day.